His GF is dared to kiss someone else
I used to live in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia on a western compound. That means that I lived in a community of non-Saudi's surrounded by 20 foot walls and armed National Guard. Seems scary at the description, but they were the best times in my life.
Although I do not like to admit I drank in high school, especially since I was in one of the only countries in the world where alcohol was completely illegal, I did; we all did almost every weekend. One night we were at my friend Pierre's house (who happened to be from Belgium) sitting in his room playing truth or dare.
His ex- girlfriend (Nesma, half Egyptian half American) was there along with my best friend Mike (half Canadian half Lebanese) that had been hooking up under Pierre's nose.We began playing and Pierre decided to go to the bathroom. We continued playing the game and it happened that I was chosen to kiss Nesma for 15 seconds while Pierre was in the bathroom.
To understand why this is so funny you have to imagine what I looked like back in high school. My face was a mountain range consisting of peaks and valleys all covered by a delicate layer of persistent oil.
I was about 75 pounds overweight and arguably the least attractive person on the compound if not in the city. Weeks previously, soon after Pierre's breakup with nesma, Pierre stated that he would kill anyone if he found out they were "hooking up" with his ex.
Neither me nor my friend mike, who was also present really gave any notice because we had no such intention. However, the time came when I was dared to kiss Nesma. Being a dare she hesitantly leaned toward me and I toward her.We barely touched lips when my friend Pierre came back from the bathroom and saw us sitting there looking at him with blank faces scared of what was about to commence... He stared for a moment and after a short pause he burst out in laughter.
I will let the reader decipher his or her own conclusion as to why he was laughing. Just know that in hindsight, I am laughing even harder at myself.