Swing Wedgie - I Like Getting Wedgies

by Anonymous

I really like getting wedgied, and so one day I decided to give myself one. I was tired of giving myself the same old regular wedgie like usual, so this time I made it a little bit more interesting.

I decided I wanted to give myself a hanging wedgie, but not just any hanging wedgie—a swinging hanging wedgie. So I walked outside and I took the seat off of one of the swings and set it on the ground.

I attached one side of my undies to the hook on my right and attached the other end of my undies to the hook on the left. I counted the three and then jumped off the chair I was standing on and I was then in my hanging wedgie.

To make it a swinging hanging wedgie, I started kicking my feet back and forth so now I was swinging like I was on a swing, but in a hanging wedgie at the same time!!!

My parents were at work so they weren't there to see it, fortunately. After about twenty minutes of swinging I decided to make it the ultimate wedgie by falling asleep in it. When I woke up I saw my father taking my underwear off the hooks and he said, "you're getting so many wedgies now."

The next day I had school and all day i was anxious about what my father had said. After school, my dad came to pick me up. I was talking to my friends when my dad came up behind me whispered in my ear "I heard you like wedgie" and then pulled my panties up so hard that my feet came off the ground.

I secretly liked it, but didn't tell my friends that and my face was burning with embarrassment. A boy nearby got it all on video and posted it on YouTube so now whenever I go to school, people give me wedgies.

This is a true story.